On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."
The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
2007-10-23 03:08:07 · 19 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes its amazing how many people I have turned to religion
2007-10-23 03:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnie's language doesn't get any better Little johnny comes home from school tells his dad his teacher told him to come to school with a sentence to show the meaning of the word contagious. His father says you no Mr smith in number 22 he's painting an 18 foot wall with a half inch brush,that will take the c*nt ages.
2016-05-25 02:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which pub dya goin CHUCKY` i bet theres alot a Beer on the Floor` when youve finshed yer`Jokes`??
2007-10-24 08:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny at his finest!
2007-10-23 05:23:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love that one. i used to tell it a long time ago but i am a horrible joke teller. I would mess it all up
2007-10-25 11:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Here for fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 03:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gotta love little johnny
2007-10-26 11:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by Panda Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny I like your jokes makes me laugh so I star it for my friends to see thank you for your jokes now when I see your avatar I laugh instead of freaking out.
2007-10-23 03:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats it, i know whos Cabin your sleeping in, your the answer to all my prayers,!! see all my rivals, havnt miss out on this 1, he he ha ha ho ho he!
2007-10-24 02:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! that was a cool joke....because I have to make sure my door is SHUT AND A FAN RUNNING SO NO ONE CAN HEAR MEEEEE!!!...LOL ( just joking!)
2007-10-23 05:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋