As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If i'm going to die, i want to die feeling like a woman!" She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?!"
A man stands up removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2007-10-23 03:47:37 · 47 answers · asked by Paige 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha funny
2007-10-23 03:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Countess Bathory 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 03:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats funny
2007-10-23 03:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and true. Always ironing, rest of family don't know what an iron is for!
2007-10-23 03:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by gardener 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, babe, funny! I'mna steal it today ... just know your humor will make its rounds in North Carolina this morning
2007-10-23 04:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Coach E! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the funniest joke I have heard in YONKS! You are getting a star! hahaha
2007-10-23 03:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by www.hello_there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-23 04:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one have a star.
2007-10-23 11:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darling, I commend you for your sense humor. Do you remember?
"Throw another log on the fire, cook me up some bacon and some beans......"
2007-10-23 03:55:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a woman and I am laughing to a sexist joke. =)
2007-10-23 03:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by crazychick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋