Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube?"
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2007-10-23 04:45:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha!!! very funny good one:)
2007-10-23 04:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by **mum to a little miracle** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn preacher. thats horrible! makes you wana punch someone
2007-10-23 04:56:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Murderer!, Lets all stone him to death just like old times"
lol, thanx
2007-10-23 05:15:10 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just not right!!! Funny as hell though
2007-10-23 04:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. star for u
2007-10-23 04:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by yesiamalesbian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard many times already!
2007-10-23 04:53:51 · answer #6 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, HAHAHAHA, that's Hilarius!!! (sad)
2007-10-23 04:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 05:40:24 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh god lol..sick but funny!
2007-10-23 04:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
2007-10-23 06:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋