1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
2007-10-23 03:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aww T D, I can take a joke baby! Some women are just too damned touchy, what can I say, darlin'? xoxo
2007-10-23 03:49:58 · update #1
All good ones
Bear
Female: a big animal in the woods
Male : naked
2007-10-23 03:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 10:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
those were good 10/10.
2007-10-23 10:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute, merely cute
2007-10-23 12:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
2007-10-23 10:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Adriana 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah bro that **** is funnay as hell. damn this ***** ova hear is da new dane cook. imma go tell some poeple now.
2007-10-23 11:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by disdaggoodlyf45 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's great.
2007-10-23 10:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Vivy<3My Chemical Romance 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is their something between you and TD??
Just curious!!!
2007-10-23 12:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice...and all SO true!!! LOL Keep 'em coming babe! =D
2007-10-23 10:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why is it that women laugh at your jokes but I get scrutinized for mine.....women can dish it out but can't take it back.....lol
2007-10-23 10:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋