A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix.
The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
2007-10-23 03:00:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny like lol
2007-10-23 06:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 03:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2016-05-25 02:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny
2007-10-23 03:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-23 03:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, thanx!
2007-10-23 03:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by gallopinto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, love those bag pipe jokes!
2007-10-23 03:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny.
2007-10-23 03:22:28 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well
2007-10-23 08:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute!!!
2007-10-23 03:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋