Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!
2007-10-23 04:14:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Totally true on how business is done. Good one! =)
2007-10-23 04:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by crazychick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, will pass on to friends, nice universal joke!
2007-10-23 11:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by cauliflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true. a real go get her . AHAHAH get it go get her. Never mind. good joke though.
2007-10-23 11:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true and so very sad...
2007-10-23 11:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 12:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT!! thats very good!!
2007-10-23 11:51:04 · answer #6 · answered by **mum to a little miracle** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋