Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

You can give me as many as you like!

2006-07-19 02:15:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

i no the answer and 1st person 2 get 831 wins. there are 2 answers but only one is correct. 831 is - 8 letters 3 words 1 meaning. what is it

2006-07-19 01:51:23 · 14 answers · asked by ghosthunter_blade 2

2006-07-19 01:48:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 01:38:05 · 13 answers · asked by beavis 2

write me some of the funniest seinfeld quotes-make sure it's really funny so i maybe pick your answer as the best one

2006-07-19 01:36:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do I get an avatar? for real
tried so many ways
and how do I change my name on yahoo answers? is there a way?

2006-07-19 01:23:38 · 3 answers · asked by police 6

..3 old women who were sisters all shared a house together. One day the youngest sister went to take a bath and stepped into the water, she turned around to get something and when she turned back she couldn't remember whether she was getting in or getting out. She called for the middle sister to help her, and the middle sister said I'm coming! Hallway up the steps she paused for a moment to catch her breath, and then she couldn't remember WHY she was even going upstairs. She called for her oldest sister to ask her if she knew, and the oldest sister said, "you were going upstairs to help Violet, remember"? "Oh, yeah, now I remember", the middle sister replied, as she continued up the steps. The oldest sister just sat at the kitchen table thinking to herself, wow, I'm glad I'm not as messed up as those two, and she knocked on wood. She then got up and headed towards the door, wondering who on earth could be knocking at this time of night! :)

2006-07-19 01:11:05 · 11 answers · asked by candy0813 3

2006-07-19 01:09:09 · 13 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

2006-07-19 01:08:09 · 11 answers · asked by MojoMan 6

The opera's/it's not over until the fat lady sings

Meaning:
nothing is certain until the final conclusion.

2006-07-19 01:01:10 · 9 answers · asked by kevin! 5

If you think so then please let me know the joke, I am kind of sad this morning, and need something to make me laugh. Thanks.

My joke-That was funny, and even though some people are saying that it is an old joke, it was NEW to me, lol. Well, I try to top that with this....3 old women who were sisters all shared a house together. One day the youngest sister went to take a bath and stepped into the water, she turned around to get something and when she turned back she couldn't remember whether she was getting in or getting out. She called for the middle sister to help her, and the middle sister said I'm coming! Hallway up the steps she paused for a moment to catch her breath, and then she couldn't remember WHY she was even going upstairs. She called for her oldest sister to ask her if she knew, and the oldest sister said, "you were going upstairs to help Violet, remember"? "Oh, yeah, now I remember", the middle sister replied, as she continued up the steps. The oldest sister just sat at the kitchen table thinking to herself, wow, I'm glad I'm not as messed up as those two, and she knocked on wood. She then got up and headed towards the door, wondering who on earth could be knocking at this time of night! :)

2006-07-19 00:56:07 · 15 answers · asked by candy0813 3

is anybody albanian here in yahoo answers ?

(a ka ndonjë shqiptarë (e) në Yahoo Answers ?

2006-07-19 00:52:11 · 4 answers · asked by POWER-FULL 2

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
*People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
*When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

2006-07-19 00:39:43 · 8 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5

Whats worse than lobsters on your piano? Whats better than roses on your piano? First with both correct gets the ten.

2006-07-19 00:38:53 · 5 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4

c'mon tell me

2006-07-19 00:30:23 · 20 answers · asked by ▓▓▓▓^^]AnTisH[^^▓▓▓▓ 2

2006-07-19 00:28:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please vote:
Is it "The Antology Of German Humor" A)
is it "The Great English Cook Book" B)
or is it
"The Secret Sex Life of Adolf Hitler" ??? C)

2006-07-19 00:27:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Until his life's destiny was further clarified, Robin Hood spent several years robbing from the rich and giving to the porcupine.

2006-07-19 00:25:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-19 00:22:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

In Sweden, carpenters use Ryvita as a fine finishing sandpaper.

2006-07-19 00:21:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Before the invention of razors, men often shaved with frozen mangetout.

2006-07-19 00:19:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was looking for some sex with a hooker after his wife left him 3 months ago. so he found a hooker and asked how much a blo-job was. She replied, "tweny five dolars." "****, I only have five bucks on me, what can u do for five dolars. I can give u a penguin blo-job. anything the guy said...

So they went into an alley and she went to work on the guy. And just as he was about to orgasm, she got up and walked away. WAIT he screamed wadling towards her

2006-07-19 00:04:29 · 13 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5

About half an hour - I know i've given the answer, but balls to it!

2006-07-18 23:58:05 · 8 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

More money,, more "say so" More offerings, more stead fast ways??/ why do you think it is easier to go with the flow then to stop it...


make a joke out of it you"hard up" jerk... lets see how you can turn it around.


Yes, a challenge for those of you that feel like this is an invitation for judgement.


Ready? set... try.

2006-07-18 23:54:15 · 7 answers · asked by BeezKneez 3

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular @ss

(__!__) a fat @ss

(!) a tight @ss

(_*_) a sore @ss

{_!_} a swishy @ss

(_o_) an @ss that's been around

(_x_) kiss my @ss

(_X_) leave my @ss alone

(_zzz_) a tired @ss

(_E=mc2_) a smart @ss

(_$_) Money coming out of his @ss

(_?_) Dumb @ss

2006-07-18 23:47:47 · 6 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5

2006-07-18 23:44:03 · 6 answers · asked by G - MAN 1

If the word fly came first why are birds not called flies and if the fly came first where did the word come from to name it ?

2006-07-18 23:37:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 23:18:38 · 3 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4

2006-07-18 22:59:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 22:58:58 · 8 answers · asked by superman 1