A man was looking for some sex with a hooker after his wife left him 3 months ago. so he found a hooker and asked how much a blo-job was. She replied, "tweny five dolars." "****, I only have five bucks on me, what can u do for five dolars. I can give u a penguin blo-job. anything the guy said...
So they went into an alley and she went to work on the guy. And just as he was about to orgasm, she got up and walked away. WAIT he screamed wadling towards her
2006-07-19 00:04:29 · 13 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny. check this one:
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation for sex with his wife.
Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously ‘What ya doin dad?’ His father quickly replied,
‘I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.’
To which Little Johnny replied ‘What ya gonna do, screw him?’
2006-07-19 03:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-07-19 08:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by candy0813 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doggie Style
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Does
your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?"
"Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."
2006-07-19 15:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross and funny
2006-07-19 07:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross and funny! Nice one! B-)
2006-07-19 07:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not suitable for women, children, and other human beings.
2006-07-19 07:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... "a penguin blo...-job" that's really funny ...
but what happened then ???
2006-07-19 08:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your coffee needs sugar and creme.
2006-07-19 07:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. thats cool. I think both> gross & funny
2006-07-19 07:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lemi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross
2006-07-19 07:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by peer omer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋