* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
*People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
*When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
*When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
2006-07-19 00:39:43 · 8 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
*When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
*When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-07-19 00:40:53 · update #1
Ya.....I like George Carlin's stuff too!
2006-07-19 00:48:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because it truly is interesting and the toddlers like listening to memories like that. Why do human beings insist on taking the interesting out of issues? Why does each and everything should be authentic? Yeah i am going to tell my youthful toddlers all about the easter bunny and santa clause and the enamel fairy. let them have their fantasies for see you later as they could. toddlers improve up thanks to quick. which could no longer to assert that i'm no longer going to tutor them the authentic reason behind holiday journeys or for that remember even as they grow old the position they got here from (truly no longer from lower than a gooseberry bush!) yet even as they're youthful delight of their innocence. i think sorry when you grew up no longer believing in some thing. they do no longer understand what they were lacking.
2016-12-01 21:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by ambach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, like write in that annoying abbreviated way, like spelling the word people, "ppl". Very stupid, I agree.
2006-07-19 00:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by howthehellshouldiknow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel you man. Lets all stay off drugs.
2006-07-19 00:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one I hate is when someone you know calls you and says, "Hello, this is ____." I mean, I know you, hello, why are you telling me your name?
2006-07-19 00:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny.LMAO
It's so true. We do and say stupid things sometimes.
2006-07-19 00:46:17 · answer #6 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly!!
2006-07-19 00:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-19 01:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by sherrylboodramhot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋