Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-01 04:46:51 · 21 answers · asked by Ya-sai 7

at this moment everybody in the world is doing this what is it?

a elephant allways remembers which animal allways forgets?

if the green house is on the left side of the road and the red house is on the right side where is the white house?

what can you hold in your left hand but can not hold in your right hand?

what kind of beans do not grow in a garden?

2006-07-01 04:46:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just wondering, mine is lime green.

2006-07-01 04:37:38 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous

Now smile and be happy
HAVE A LOVELY DAY EVERYONE<

2006-07-01 04:35:55 · 42 answers · asked by itsa o 6

2006-07-01 04:07:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Best answer gets 10 points

2006-07-01 03:56:30 · 63 answers · asked by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2

It's in a song. The Corrs - Baby Be Brave.

2006-07-01 03:43:09 · 5 answers · asked by SikSonic 4

2006-07-01 02:55:17 · 25 answers · asked by Farvin J 1

2006-07-01 02:54:19 · 13 answers · asked by star13_logan 1

Tell me some good jokes about France and french people.

2006-07-01 02:50:57 · 8 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5

we have a love hate relationship with our guests, they are kind of like your in-laws. We have come up with a few colorfuly witty names to call them behind their backs (ex: tour-ons). My question is, can you halp me think of some more?

2006-07-01 02:45:26 · 2 answers · asked by Brianna B 4

plz supply a reason.... mine is Scottish and why.....hmmmm because they are not welsh haha only joking no offence to the welsh

2006-07-01 02:39:52 · 25 answers · asked by legalboozer2003 2

2006-07-01 02:29:07 · 11 answers · asked by Deborah 1

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php

2006-07-01 02:17:37 · 12 answers · asked by stone cold 4

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under the water for over 5 minutes, then she hangs him. 3 minutes later they go out to eat together... how can this be?

2006-07-01 02:06:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-01 01:15:58 · 19 answers · asked by babo02350 3

2006-07-01 01:07:56 · 36 answers · asked by raven.mad 2

2006-07-01 01:05:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

splash happy

2006-07-01 00:56:26 · 28 answers · asked by corinna g 3

2006-07-01 00:36:51 · 95 answers · asked by jameszur 2

you were hiding. now you have 3 choices:(1)go back but there is a granade.(2)stay where you are but a sniper will shoot at you.(3)go foward but you will step in the middle of a battlefield!! first to get it right u get 10 points

2006-07-01 00:16:27 · 15 answers · asked by karrottu 2

2006-07-01 00:05:22 · 3 answers · asked by Aymano 2

An idiot got married. but he was so worried about sex and told his dad about it. His dad calmed him down and gave him a mobile phone and told him
"when u're into it, call me and I'll guide you step by step..."
Ok, so the idiot man was somehow relaxed, getting his bride inside the room and all...then he panicked and called up his dad
"Dad! help! I got her into the room...now what?"
"OK....just slip off her clothes.......got it?......OK, now dimm the lights....done?....OK, now put your thing inside her..."
"what thing?"
"the thing that you and me have, dumbass"
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the next moment they rushed her to hospital....with a mobile stuck up her vag!!!!!!

2006-07-01 00:05:06 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5