An idiot got married. but he was so worried about sex and told his dad about it. His dad calmed him down and gave him a mobile phone and told him
"when u're into it, call me and I'll guide you step by step..."
Ok, so the idiot man was somehow relaxed, getting his bride inside the room and all...then he panicked and called up his dad
"Dad! help! I got her into the room...now what?"
"OK....just slip off her clothes.......got it?......OK, now dimm the lights....done?....OK, now put your thing inside her..."
"what thing?"
"the thing that you and me have, dumbass"
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the next moment they rushed her to hospital....with a mobile stuck up her vag!!!!!!
2006-07-01 00:05:06 · 9 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just kiddin about below 21....children above 21 can also stay yuk yuk yuk
2006-07-01 01:10:09 · update #1
ha nice and why people under 21 have to go? jeeze i'm 15 and i've posted way worse stuff than that, that has gotten reported lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-01 00:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It kind a funny ha ha
2006-07-01 08:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funniieee.
2006-07-01 07:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the point?
2006-07-01 07:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by madafaca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before.
2006-07-01 09:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by sudjenni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-07-01 07:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was ok.
2006-07-01 09:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by missesc0bar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-01 08:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the advise
2006-07-01 11:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋