Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-31 19:28:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-31 19:28:35 · 7 answers · asked by devisional 2

ok...
You all know of the butterfly effect, right? No?
Well, it's a theory that every little thing, including the beat of a butterfly's wings, contributes to every weather pattern around the world, such as hurricanes and rainstorms.

Here's my plan:

1: Gather the following: About 1 million Grow-Your-Own-Butterfly Kits, a cage large enough to hold said kits, a bomb shelter and a Large Box of Lollypops.

2: Raise the butterflies inside the gaint cage.

3: Once all the butterflies reach maturity, open up the cage and release all the butterflies.

4: Go inside bomb shelter as hurricanes all over the world destroy everything.

5: Arise from the shattered remains of the earth and proclaim myself as it's new leader.

6: Find the starving, half-dead survivors of earth and tell them if they make me their leader I will give them a lifetime supply of Lollypops. Who could pass up those delicious taste of those yummy Lollypops?
Well that's it!

What do u think ???

2006-07-31 19:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-31 19:26:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-31 19:20:56 · 8 answers · asked by katie m 2

2006-07-31 19:20:37 · 3 answers · asked by katie m 2

I would like girls to describe the whole incident . e.g., why did you hit him in the nuts and after that did you enjoy watching him in the pain? And if you get another chance would you like to do it again?

2006-07-31 19:06:34 · 15 answers · asked by akriti 1

2006-07-31 18:59:03 · 7 answers · asked by Tina T 1

just help me by specifying the settings so that whenever any one sending me mails in that all the snap should be in large size. Due to small size i have to download that mail in my comp and it get me extra expense of downloading the mails. kindly specify the settings as soon as possible

2006-07-31 18:56:01 · 1 answers · asked by chiragcd 2

not too long but not too short

2006-07-31 18:51:55 · 5 answers · asked by Cody 1

Two Iraqis went inside a tavern in Baghdad....................
BOOM!!!
BOOM!!!

Rate it from 1 to 10...

2006-07-31 18:51:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

1st correct answer, 10 points

2006-07-31 18:24:59 · 11 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

1st correct answer, 10 points.

2006-07-31 18:24:08 · 9 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

first correct answer, 10 points

2006-07-31 18:23:16 · 10 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

1st correct answer, 10 points.

2006-07-31 18:20:43 · 4 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

1st correct answer, 10 points

2006-07-31 18:19:49 · 14 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

1st correct answer, gets 10 points.

2006-07-31 18:18:56 · 3 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

First correct answer, 10 points

2006-07-31 18:17:54 · 12 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

First correct answer, gets 10 points

2006-07-31 18:17:01 · 15 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

First correct answers, gets 10 points

2006-07-31 18:16:02 · 3 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

First answer correctly will get 10 points.

2006-07-31 18:09:40 · 5 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

First correct answer, gets 10 points

2006-07-31 18:08:43 · 15 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

Whoever answers correctly first, will get the 10 points.

2006-07-31 18:00:39 · 6 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

Whoever get the correct answer first, gets 10points.

2006-07-31 17:59:07 · 17 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

Whoever the first one who gets the answer right, get 10 points.

2006-07-31 17:57:59 · 8 answers · asked by SweetBrunette 5

Combine those and you get your "stripper name" or your "soap opera character". It's kinda funny. For example: You had a dog named Peanut and you grew up on Butler Street. Your stripper or soap opera name would be "Peanut Butler".

2006-07-31 17:49:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-07-31 17:46:24 · 4 answers · asked by peeps_r_strange 1

Do u want to have sex with either one of them

2006-07-31 17:44:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need every kind of golf joke you can come up with. As a matter of fact....make up one!

2006-07-31 17:40:36 · 14 answers · asked by Planet Progress 3

2006-07-31 17:36:23 · 17 answers · asked by eric J 3