2006-07-31 17:36:23 · 17 answers · asked by eric J 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a baby T-Shirt that said, "All my mommy wanted was a back rub"
2006-07-31 17:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What NOT to say to a police officer......
1. Hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. You're a public servant, aren't you? Get me a glass of water!
14. I wouldn't have had to go so fast if you weren't tailgating me with your brights on, you schmuck.
15. I know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour, but I'm not going to be out that long.
2006-08-01 01:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by italliansweety67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My imaginary friend tells me that you have issues.
Cant Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me
Do You Think I Give A Rat's Azz?
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Eat Right, Excercise, Die Anyway
Check this site out. Its got nice and funny tshirts for all ages.
2006-08-01 00:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A shirt that made me chuckle was a shirt that i saw in a shop in Michigan. It was for Coon A** Beer. And it had a raccoon on it. I don't know why, but I really liked it.
2006-08-01 00:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by x Adhesive x 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I have that has a picture of a rat leading a donkey and above it says"I Don't Give A"
2006-08-01 00:40:52 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy with a pink t-shirt that says, "Laugh it up, buddy. This is your girlfriend's shirt."
2006-08-01 00:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Front of shirt said:
Ways to entertain a moron....see back of shirt
Back of shirt said:
Ways to entertain a moron....see front of shirt
2006-08-01 00:40:34 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it written on front side of the t-shirt "Dont forget to luk at the good face above this"
2006-08-01 02:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a shirt says " 3 reasons you'll buy it for me
1. i want it
2. you will buy it for me
3. any questions?
2006-08-01 01:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a t-shirt that read..."stop staring at my shirt"...i have that annoying habit of doing that!
2006-08-01 00:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋