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You all know of the butterfly effect, right? No?
Well, it's a theory that every little thing, including the beat of a butterfly's wings, contributes to every weather pattern around the world, such as hurricanes and rainstorms.
Here's my plan:
1: Gather the following: About 1 million Grow-Your-Own-Butterfly Kits, a cage large enough to hold said kits, a bomb shelter and a Large Box of Lollypops.
2: Raise the butterflies inside the gaint cage.
3: Once all the butterflies reach maturity, open up the cage and release all the butterflies.
4: Go inside bomb shelter as hurricanes all over the world destroy everything.
5: Arise from the shattered remains of the earth and proclaim myself as it's new leader.
6: Find the starving, half-dead survivors of earth and tell them if they make me their leader I will give them a lifetime supply of Lollypops. Who could pass up those delicious taste of those yummy Lollypops?
Well that's it!
What do u think ???
2006-07-31 19:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
na na...I won't allow it....I need frog rains...no butterflies..ok, the rest is good....but, I don't know whether u culd dictate anyone unless god creates adam and eve again...hey, how do ya rule without people>>? Just make a change in the plan...the first half of the bomb shuld be made of real atoms..they wuld destroy the world ! the last half shuld be made with lots of gold and silver and gems....it shuld be scatered to the rest of the world ! U see, people may evn die for money (hey shh...needn't scatter real golds...just the fake ones) ....Then under the gold shield write' Frm baby...with lots of love ☺☻' They will all come to u...then slowly u have to bring them under ur command ...(they wuld also be afraid seeing that u r the same person who killed half the world with ur atom bomb)....give them the slowmo package (u get addicted to this, u r like robots and wuld obey ur master).... And then keep on ur future plans and move ahead !!
2006-08-01 04:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
One problem.
FOOD CHAIN!!
Birds, sadistic kids, etc will just destroy them when they are released.
The cage would also have to be enormous, Since all those butterflieds...
All the lollypops would cost TONS of money!
Some flaws needing fixing.
2006-08-01 07:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was an interesting idea until you started talking about lollypops.
2006-08-01 02:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u want 2 go thru da trouble of getting all of ur butterflies great plan lol
2006-08-01 03:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by runner_825825 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww insects yuck.
2006-08-01 02:42:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you really think of tht?....Cute...I think its a great idea..lol
2006-08-01 09:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're a baby genius
2006-08-01 02:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should grow up, yep that's what i think
2006-08-01 02:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELLO MENTAL HOSPITAL NEED HELP
2006-08-01 02:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by omgGUESSwho? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UHhhh your crazy....
2006-08-01 02:31:55 · answer #10 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋