write me some of the funniest seinfeld quotes-make sure it's really funny so i maybe pick your answer as the best one
2006-07-19 01:36:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one for each perhaps?
George: "I'd love to be a Civil War Buff..."
Elaine: "He took it out..." (It?) It. (Out?) Out.
Jerry: (to George's Russian hat) "Why didn't you get the big one?"
Newman: "I love broccolli...It's....good for you....(eats a piece) VIle
weed! Quick! Honey mustard!"
Kramer: "I've seen moles so big they have their own moles. Freckles that cover two men..."
2006-07-19 02:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by misterjohnnyfever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kramer is wearing an eyepatch and after a long arguement with Jerry and George, he hysterically shouts to Jerry:
"But Jerry! I dont want to be a pirate!!"
2006-07-19 01:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And I say this with an unblemished reputation of staunch heterosexuality". - George Costanza
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry Seinfeld (on Homosexuality)
2006-07-19 01:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dilliwala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs Costanza walks in on George (as he's doing something I won't mention):
"You treat your body like an amusement park"
2006-07-19 04:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watched a movie they other night called "The Net", with the girl from "the Bus"
2006-07-19 01:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by Frank M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"why does it shrink?" "IT JUST DOES!" Kramer: "I'll buy you a sundress and a parasol and you can sashay your pretty little self around the town square!"
2016-03-26 23:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These PRETZELS are making me Thirsty!
and Thats gotta hurt!
2006-07-19 02:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by tjbaseballsaenz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Vandalay Industries! Vandalay Industries!"
"You have to see that bay-bee!"
"I am the master of my domain"
2006-07-19 01:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by Myth1221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't spare a square!!
2006-07-19 01:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enJoy to the world.
2006-07-19 01:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋