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2006-07-18 22:59:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Go have some fun at K-Mart......


Pinch My Nipples

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and in doing so, draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

2006-07-19 08:22:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

You have these options:

1) Go out to a garden / mall for a stroll
2) Call up your friend and fix a date/ meeting
3) Go to the gym and workout

If you sit and think, nothing will happen. Just do something and you will see quick results.

2006-07-19 06:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by Friend 1 · 0 0

(1) you can count the stars in the sky (if it's night)
(2) Chat online
(3) play computer games eg neopets (neopets.com)

2006-07-19 06:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by TiNaNa 2 · 0 0

You can clean the place were u sleep or take a bath or go rollerblading.

2006-07-19 06:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by babykillar 4 · 0 0

sit on the fire for some time and u'll nvr b bored

2006-07-19 10:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0 0

umm sleep nighty night check ya later ♥

2006-07-19 06:13:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Pray!

2006-07-19 06:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0 0

Think of someone who misses you, and visit them or give them a call.

2006-07-19 07:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

strike a conversation with a child

2006-07-19 06:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by kirei816 1 · 0 0

read a book

2006-07-19 06:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by nursebecks@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

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