Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-18 16:16:45 · 11 answers · asked by lanes 3

2006-07-18 16:08:55 · 17 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 15:58:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Some people may think I'm arrogant, but I freaking know better!

My gray hair is starting to show gotta get it redyed, if I don't waste it I can get another week from my Rogaine, there are worms in my wooden leg, I can't see where the hell is my glass eye? I ran out of refills on botox, my new henna tattoo from last week washed off in the shower this morning, my TV dinner exploded in the Goddamn Microwave oven, I took my dentures out there was a freaking seed under them, I just drank the last non-alchoholic beer, but worst of all my pharmacy is back ordered on Viagra I can't get any for two damn weeks!

But f@ck all that cyber sex bullshit give me the 'real thing' or fahgetabout it!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-18 15:57:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 15:54:57 · 13 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 15:48:48 · 24 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 15:41:57 · 15 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

what do think grandma should do to him?
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2208372

2006-07-18 15:40:29 · 7 answers · asked by joegossum 4

i dim the lights and look in his eyes he kisses my neck to my surprise. he caresses my breast up and down then i feel my pussy start to pound. he takes off my shirt and then my pants, he wanna get ot rough so i give him a chance. my face hits tha pillow my *** hits tha air, he shoves it in hard and pulls on my hair. i start to moan then i ***, we switch postions and he licks my **** wit his toungue.i climb on top as he lays on his back, he grabs my lil waste and gives my *** a smack. he bends me ova and says ima beat that pussy up, then we moanin we yellin we linin it up. he yells my name and curls up his toes then he skeet skeet skeets like a waterhoes! then we layin on tha bed all sweaty and wet, i cuddle up by em and say NOW THATS WAT I CALL SEX!


lol its a poem but rate it please.?!?!

2006-07-18 15:37:27 · 9 answers · asked by ♥I know these things♥ 4

Or, if you don't have one, without telling the joke, what is your favorite punch line (just the punch line)?

PS I'll tell you my two later...

2006-07-18 15:34:03 · 6 answers · asked by Hauntedfox 5

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2006-07-18 15:28:47 · 4 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

here a IQ quiz for u..

3 girls check in a Hotel at a rate of $300/night. (so split $100/head paying)

Hotel manager gave them a $50 discount for the girls
and he get the bellboy to bring the $50 cash to the room.

The Bellboy decided to took $20 to keep for himself, and the balance $30 to the 3 girls at $10/each. For easier spliting..

So now in conclusion, the girls only pay $90/head. ($100-$10)

$90 x 3 = $270 (paid to hotel)
$270 + $20(bellboy) = $290
$300 - $290 = $10.... Where is the missing $10?

hahahaha!! Where is the missing $10??

2006-07-18 15:11:30 · 6 answers · asked by Feb-Gal 2

the only rule is that you have to explain how it is actually a good thing


like this:
Hey babe! You smell better than GARBAGE!

Why would that be a bad pick up line? I would be glad to know that I smelled better than garbage! If she doesn't say it I might smell worse

2006-07-18 14:51:06 · 14 answers · asked by athorgarak 4

what word links the 3 words

1) MouseBlueCottage

2)ChipsSandImplants

2006-07-18 14:49:00 · 6 answers · asked by nero_drago 1

b-i-t-c-h (bich) n.
female: the women who stole your boyfriend
male: the hot, sexy chick at reception
butt (but) n.
female: the body part that every item of clothing makes "look bigger"
male: the organ of mooning, farting, and number two-ing
commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: the desire to marry and raise a family
male: a female specific term, not relevant to the male species
communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
female : the sharing of emotions and deep seated feeling with ones partner
male: the sharing of jokes with ones pals
entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n
female: a good movie, concert, play or book
male: anything involving alchohal, table tops, and women dressed in material only half an inch in width
flatulence (flach-u-lents) n.
female: a by product of digestion
male: an endless source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding

2006-07-18 14:33:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 14:31:57 · 9 answers · asked by sweetiepie 2

http://abcnews.go.com/US/popup?id=2205608&content=&page=1

2006-07-18 14:28:16 · 4 answers · asked by joegossum 4

To Yahoo Answers? Did you find it by mistake, and just never left?

2006-07-18 14:18:05 · 10 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6

2006-07-18 14:12:43 · 28 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 14:11:50 · 6 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7

2006-07-18 14:09:57 · 11 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 14:09:14 · 3 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

two old laies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. this is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right away! the other one cant quite reach

2006-07-18 14:08:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 14:02:28 · 4 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

Do they say, "Hmm Oil stock, great, get me 100 shares?"

2006-07-18 13:51:53 · 6 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7

2006-07-18 13:32:15 · 5 answers · asked by daidiiro 2

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST


Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE TH E RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)




HOW MANY ?









WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is further down.




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The brain cannot process "OF".






Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!



Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.




Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!

And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!

2006-07-18 13:28:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-18 13:24:42 · 9 answers · asked by Candi H 3

2006-07-18 13:23:51 · 13 answers · asked by P.M. 1

I ordered a Whopper and they said I was "Soliciting and Advertising"! Do Yamsters run McDonald's too?

2006-07-18 13:11:02 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6