the only rule is that you have to explain how it is actually a good thing
like this:
Hey babe! You smell better than GARBAGE!
Why would that be a bad pick up line? I would be glad to know that I smelled better than garbage! If she doesn't say it I might smell worse
2006-07-18 14:51:06 · 14 answers · asked by athorgarak 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Um, ok
I WANTED you to invent horrible pick-up lines.
I am sorry that I was not more clear
2006-07-18 15:15:44 · update #1
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
2006-07-18 15:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The all time classic:
(I didn't invent this line, but a goody.)
What's your sign?
Talking about "Chezzy."
I suppose the person who asks you this is trying to start a conversation or just pick you up.
2006-07-18 22:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Eagleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst 1 waz ''r u tired baby cuz u been runnin' through my mind all day''
2006-07-18 21:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All time worst:
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd like to tap that a$s.
2006-07-18 22:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by virtuistic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you into mercy sex?
that should at least get a smile and the conversation going
2006-07-18 22:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what would make my night? If I could take you home with me.
2006-07-18 22:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by bbt843 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"are you from tennesee cuz your the only 10 i see. "That doesn't even need to be explained
2006-07-18 21:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i told you that you had a "great body", would you hold it against me?
2006-07-18 22:40:56 · answer #8 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey babe, if you were a bugger id pick u first..
hey.. did u just fart cuz you blow me away
2006-07-18 22:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by matthew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all pickup lines are bad.
2006-07-26 10:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋