2006-07-18 14:09:57 · 11 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tripped the other day. i tried not to laugh but the sidewalk CRACKED UP!
2006-07-18 14:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gave Birth to my child
2006-07-18 21:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
went to a home town buffet and a kid came up to her and said, "Hey, you hoggin' up all the rolls"
2006-07-18 21:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by willi willi lump lump 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant even fit on her king size bed or a limo
2006-07-18 22:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Just another gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dresses in red, green and yellow and works as the US map.
2006-07-18 21:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by purplewings123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she saw a school bus full of white kids and said, "give me that twinky!"
2006-07-18 21:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolled over in bed and killed Daddy.
2006-07-18 21:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by O M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me hold the phone to her ear, cuz she can't reach it.
2006-07-18 21:16:31 · answer #8 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
has daddy so pooor
2006-07-18 22:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by gfunk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eats cat poop!!!!!!
2006-07-18 21:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by sexy love 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋