Im bored send me something funny and ill send you something funny back.?

Answer 1

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:


1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

Answer 2

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."

Answer 3

cheesy pick up lines
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to
plant you right here!

I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons

Answer 4

If you are bored go to
http://www.mnsi.net/~jbabcock/strange.htm
It's not what the address looks like. It's a list of the strangest places on the net. You can spend hours clicking on different links and still not see them all.

Answer 5

HOW ABOUT SOME COOL JOKES???


1.) What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.



2.) Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.



3.) The policeman said, "What is your name?"
"Shut up!"
The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?"
"Yes!"
The policeman fumed, "Where are your manners?"
"In the toilet."



4.) What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money.


:-)

Answer 6

try solve this this man and his two sons are stuck on paradise island he weighs 100 pounds his sons weigh 50 each the boat can only hold 100pounds how can they get from paradise island to nassau?

Answer 7

Am I supposed to say something funny? SOMETHING FUNNY lol lol lol

Answer 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGyr4wrDt88&search=funny%20dog%20video

Answer 9

why did the cookie go to the doctor he felt crummy

Answer 10

hey farmer

when are you gona fix that roof?

Well when it rains its too wet to fix it, when it isn't raining it's just as good as any other roof.