2006-07-18 15:41:57 · 15 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
political aswers
Jean-Paul Sartre : In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Joseph Stalin : I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omlette.
Karl Marx : It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein : It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Darwin : It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
George Bush : To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Margaret Thatcher : There was no alternative.
Pat Buchanan : To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Richard M. Nixon : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Louis Farrakhan : The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
John Locke : Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
President Clinton : I did not, and I repeat, I did not have sexual relations with that chicken.
2006-07-18 15:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
More excitement across the road.
2006-07-18 22:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by bbt843 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was playing follow the leader and when Bush went across it followed
2006-07-18 23:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wanted to get away from the rooster that kept screaming "I've-got-a-c*ck-that'll-do!"
2006-07-18 22:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get her rooster who was with another 'chic' over there!
2006-07-18 22:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the giggling giraffe on the other side : D
2006-07-18 22:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To prove to the "possum" it could be done.
2006-07-18 23:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by gedanini3@yahoo.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away form u
2006-07-18 22:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to da other side hahah lol
2006-07-19 01:31:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to show the possum that it could be done
2006-07-19 01:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋