Willys cynical thought for the day;
Some people may think I'm arrogant, but I freaking know better!
My gray hair is starting to show gotta get it redyed, if I don't waste it I can get another week from my Rogaine, there are worms in my wooden leg, I can't see where the hell is my glass eye? I ran out of refills on botox, my new henna tattoo from last week washed off in the shower this morning, my TV dinner exploded in the Goddamn Microwave oven, I took my dentures out there was a freaking seed under them, I just drank the last non-alchoholic beer, but worst of all my pharmacy is back ordered on Viagra I can't get any for two damn weeks!
But f@ck all that cyber sex bullshit give me the 'real thing' or fahgetabout it!
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2006-07-18 15:57:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives! Best jokes anywhere don't tell mommy ya reading em I'll never tell!
2006-07-18 15:57:14 · update #1
dang!it!lmao->
keep on rockin' ye yeah keep on rockin'..lolz;)
2006-07-18 16:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What' up? Is this Charles Buckowski ...
Have You ever tried a real woman ... I mean a WOMAN made
from flesh and blood ?!?!?
2006-07-19 01:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things can only get better now! Right?
Thank you & Good night
2006-07-18 17:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋