Or, if you don't have one, without telling the joke, what is your favorite punch line (just the punch line)?
PS I'll tell you my two later...
2006-07-18 15:34:03 · 6 answers · asked by Hauntedfox 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Abi: Oh NO! Not the "a salt" jokes... put a salt shaker on the window sill, and look at it. What do you have?
...alledged assault!!! :-) Thanks!
2006-07-18 16:08:43 · update #1
I spent a week child-proofing my house, but they still get in.
2006-07-18 16:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two women travelling together from NY to Ohio without speaking a single word.
2006-07-18 22:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by Swayam Prakash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was a salted.(assaulted)
2006-07-18 16:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Abi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch".
or...
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
2006-07-21 12:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Beek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - Why?
Because she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything !
2006-07-18 19:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 geese were given arrested and regarded before a settle on. The settle on requested the first duck "Whats your call?" “Quack” replied the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" “Blowing bubbles interior the pond.” the 2d duck comes before the settle on and is requested "Whats your call?" “Quack Quack” replies the duck. "And what did you get arrested for?" “Blowing bubbles interior the pond.” The 0.33 duck seems before the settle on and the settle on says "i understand, i wager your call is Quack Quack Quack" "Why no," the duck replies. "My call is Bubbles!"
2016-10-14 22:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋