2006-07-18 13:24:42 · 9 answers · asked by Candi H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do a woman and a condom have in common?
They spend 90% of the time in your wallet and only 10% of the time on your Di**.
2006-07-19 00:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by wild_orchid_1988 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pregnant Women And Their Partners
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
2006-07-19 03:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the comedian say to the cattle rancher?
Herd any good ones lately?
2006-07-19 05:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Buttcheeks are pink.
The monkey behind,
I think he stinks.
I know it is not really a joke, but I think it is cute since I just created it.
2006-07-18 20:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two condoms walk by a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "You wanna go get $hit faced?"
2006-07-18 23:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by hazbeenwelshman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do i do..........
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China.
how was that???
2006-07-18 20:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, why couldn't the bike get out of bed today? he was two tired!
2006-07-18 20:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by swimming_hanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no have u
2006-07-18 20:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-18 20:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋