2006-07-18 15:48:48 · 24 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You must take out your chew in order to kiss your bride.
2006-07-18 15:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When your checking out the women at a family reunion.
2006-07-18 22:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think being a "cowboy" is cool. *rolls eyes* That's what I get for living in the south.
2006-07-18 22:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by SportsFan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You live in a trailer park
2006-07-18 22:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by day by day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have no teeth and play a home made guitar on your porch with a shot gun near by
2006-07-18 22:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your best entertainment is the bug zapper and when hukd on fonix werks fer u lol
2006-07-18 23:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your house is on wheels, you drive a rusty pick up, own a mangy dog and your wife or husband has a mullet...LOL
2006-07-18 23:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Nena_555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get too old to change, and too smart to become a citiot.
2006-07-18 22:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you nice fiesta wear(dinner wear) consists of mainly all cool whip bowls
2006-07-18 23:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 7 of your nightly dinners' main ingredient is road kill!!!!
2006-07-18 22:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by simplyfabulous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋