We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular @ss
(__!__) a fat @ss
(!) a tight @ss
(_*_) a sore @ss
{_!_} a swishy @ss
(_o_) an @ss that's been around
(_x_) kiss my @ss
(_X_) leave my @ss alone
(_zzz_) a tired @ss
(_E=mc2_) a smart @ss
(_$_) Money coming out of his @ss
(_?_) Dumb @ss
2006-07-18 23:47:47 · 6 answers · asked by heatherlynnmorrow 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I <3 that. Its so cute!!!
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?
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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt. I don't know why this seems so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-18 23:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god i am so rolling on the floor laughing my (_!_) @ss off
weeewwwwwwwahahahahahhahahhahahahahah!=>D
2006-07-19 06:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol and
(=:=) a fancy @ss
lololol Nice one there.
Hope you don't get reported by some category Nazis!
2006-07-19 06:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I agree with the last one....
2006-07-19 07:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny my *** fell off the chair
2006-07-19 07:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
want to see a fart? < 333333333333
2006-07-19 06:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by graceful_ballerina97 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋