Start when they're five or so, and whenever they do somethiing bad, make them smoke as a punishment. Make sure they inhale and make sure they cough. Tell them that next time if they do it again, you will make them smoke a non-filtered cigarette.
Then, point at teenagers and adults who are smoking, and tell them that these are people who kept doing bad things, and that their punishment was that they had to keep smoking until they were addicted, so now they cough all the time, and they're going to get cancer.
Then, they'll grow up thinking of smoking as a punishment, and they'll hate it and never want to start!
Please try this on your kids, and in 30 years let me know how it worked. I need at least 1,000 people to try this on their kids for good data. If you work for the tobacco companies, well, sorry.
(this theory is based on my ex-girlfriend telling me that she is a slob because her mother used to make her clean as a punishment)
2006-12-17
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