Jokes & Riddles - October 2007

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm Voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted Out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about You, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

2007-10-13 04:05:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?:
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

2007-10-13 01:33:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. As a surprising
coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny
was hopping through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down, also knocking the snake about
quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny. "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean
to hurt you. You see, I've been blind since birth, so I can't
see where I'm going, and, in fact, since I'm also an orphan,
don't even know what I am."

"Quite okay, replied the snake. Actually, my story is much
the same as yours, as I am also blind since birth, and also
never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda
slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least
you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," said the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well,
you're covered with soft fur, and you have really long ears,
and your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail.
I'd say that you must be a bunny.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" cried the bunny in obvious
excitement. "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help
you the same way you helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said. "Well,
you're scaly and slick, you have a forked tongue, no
backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be a politician
or an attorney."

2007-10-13 01:12:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

as ive matured...
ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
ive learned that 1 good turn gets most of the blankets.
ive learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just jacka$$es.
ive learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it.
ive learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up then you think.
ive learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
ive learned that its not what you wear. its how you take it off.
ive learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.
ive learned to not sweat the petty things and to not pet the sweaty things.
ive learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
ive learned age is a high price to pay for maturity..........

2007-10-13 01:04:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

, both very faithful and loving wifes, however to both got a little enthusiastic on the bacardi breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they both needed to pee,so they stopped into the local cemetry. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thiught she would take off her panties and use them. her friend however had rather expensive panties on and did'nt want to ruin them but was licky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath lying on it with a ribbon attached to it so she proceeded to wipe with that.
The naext day one of the womans husband was concerned that his normally sweet loving wife was still in bed suffering with a huge hangover so he phone the other husband and said "these damm girly nite outs have to stop i'm starting to suspect the worse as she came home last nite with no pants on.
" you think thats bad "said the other" mine is lying in bed with a card stuck up her a rse that says from all at the fire station we will never forget you !!"

2007-10-13 00:07:39 · 15 answers · asked by richy 3

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."

Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"

"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"

2007-10-12 23:01:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Answer to follow.
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2007-10-12 22:33:31 · 6 answers · asked by Wise@ss 4

Bush and His Running Mate

Now that it seems almost a certainty that George W. Bush will become the Republican nominee for President, attention will soon focus upon whom Governor Bush will pick for his Vice Presidential running mate. It is rumored that one of the names on the 'short list' currently being floated in upper level Republican circles is former Vice President, Dan Quayle.

For many, there seems to be some very sound reasoning for picking Quayle. As was pointed out by one senior official who wished not be identified, Quayle "already knows how to do the job, will contribute gaffes that will deflect attention away from Bush's own, and in a cost saving side benefit will help the party minimize printing costs for new 'Bush-Quayle' posters and bumper stickers (since they can use the leftovers from the 1988 and 1992 campaigns).

Apparently, part of the overall strategy is the targeting of a key demographic group that has been virtually ignored in previous presidential campaigns: Senile and confused voters. One recent survey puts the 'senile and confused' at approximately 3.8% of the voting population. The hope is that this group will mistakenly believe that this is the same Bush-Quayle ticket they voted for in 1988 and 1992 and will once again cast their votes for another, albeit different, Bush-Quayle ticket. The dilemma facing Republican strategists however is determining how best to mount an effective campaign that will get out the 'senile and confused' vote. One strategist sighed, "They're a hard group to reach, let alone give instructions to."

Additionally, word has it that the former Vice President is undertaking some unique preparations for another run at the Vice Presidency. Included in his training regimen is a comprehensive reading of Websters Dictionary cover to cover as well as listening to the popular vocabulary-building program on cassette tapes, "Verbal Advantage."

For many, the inclusion of former Vice President Quayle on the ticket will spell 'opportunitee'. When one reporter asked Quayle "what do you think about running on a ticket with a Bush again," the former Vice President expressed that he was "clearly delighted" about it. However, Quayle did seem somewhat puzzled and perplexed as to why Bush has now added a "W" to his name when he didn't seem to use one before.

2007-10-12 22:30:42 · 9 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2

In each of these examples, the actual name of the college is written first. Then, after each, spoofs are written about each college name.

Auburn University.
Brown University.
Chrome Yellow University.
Neon Pink University.

Northern Illinois University.
Southern Illinois University.
Eastern Illinois University.
Western Illinois University.
Northeastern Illinois University.
Northwestern Illinois University.
Southeastern Illinois University.
Southwestern Illinois University.
North-by-Northwestern Illinois University.

Yale University.
Cole University.
Weiser University.
Kwikset University.

Harvey Mudd College.
Roger Mudd College.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd College.
My Name Is Mudd College.

King's College.
Queen's College.
Jack's College (formerly Knave's College).
Ten's College.
Ace's College.

Texas A&I University.
Texas A&M University.
North Carolina A&T University.
Tennessee C&W University.
Michigan R&B University.
New Jersey M&M University.
San Francisco S&M University.

Governors State University.
Lieutenant-Governors State University.
Secretaries of State State University.
State Comptrollers State University.

University of Tennessee Space Institute.
University of Southwestern Arkansas Cosmic Realms Institute.
Elroy Jetson Space Magic Institute.

Lawrence Livermore National Labs.
Lawrence Berkeley National Labs.
Lawrence Olivier National Labs.
Lawrence of Arabia National Labs.
Lawrence Welk National Labs.

Argonne National Labs.
Kryptonne National Labs.
Xenonne National Labs.
Radonne National Labs.

Concordia University.
Discordia University.
Misericordia University.

University of Wisconsin - Madison.
University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee.
University of Wisconsin - River Falls.
University of Wisconsin - Stout.
University of Wisconsin - Porter.
University of Wisconsin - Malt Liquor.
University of Wisconsin - Night Train.
University of Wisconsin - Everclear.

Purdue University.
Louis Rich University.
Hormel University.
Oscar Mayer University.

Drexel University.
Ethan Allen University.
Seidel University.
La-Z-Boy University.

George Washington University.
James Madison University.
Chester A. Arthur University.
Millard Fillmore University.
Spiro T. Agnew University.
J. Danforth Quayle University.

McMaster University.
McSlave University.
McTop University.
McBottom University.

Wright State University.
Wrong State University.
Altered State University.
UnState University.
Out of State University.

McGill University.
McScale University.
McFin University.
McTail University.
McOperculum University.

McNeese State University.
McNeffew State University.
McAuntt State University.
McUnccle State University.

Seton Hall University.
Seton Vestibule University.
Seton Bathroom University.
Seton Bedroom University.

Sam Houston State University.
Sam Walton State University.
Sam I Am State University.
Son of Sam State University.

South Dakota School of Mines and Technology.
Colorado School of Mines.
Wyoming School of Ditches.
Montana School of Holes in the Ground.

BU.
BYU.
NYU.
BYOB.

Clemson University.
Jebson University.
Abnerson University.
DaisyMaeson University.

Clarkson University.
Loisson University.
Jimmyson University.

Stephen F. Austin State University.
Steve Austin State University.
Bionic Woman State University.

Tufts University.
Locks University.
Bald Spot University.

Tulane University.
Forlane University.
Atelane University.

Baruch College.
The Weizmann Institute.
Hofstra University.
Brandeis University.
Carasso University.

Emory University.
Nail Clippor University.
Polish Removor University.

Fordham University.
Chryslerporkshoulder University.
Generalmotorspigsfeet University.

Universite' de Montre'al.
Universite' Laval.
Universite' Trudeau.
Universite' Mulroney.

University of Central Florida.
University of EPCOT Center.
University of Disney World.

Bowie State University.
Butcher State University.
Ginsu State University.
Swiss Army State University.

Angelo State University.
Giuseppe State University.
Mario State University.
Cosa Nostra State University.

Mitsubishi Information Technology Labs.
NEC Research Institute.

Florida Atlantic University.
Florida Pacific University.
Florida Indian University.
Florida Arctic University.

Carnegie Mellon University.
Carnegie Cucummber University.
Carnegie Zucchinni University.

College of William and Mary.
College of Bonnie and Clyde.
College of George and Gracie.
College of Frankie and Johnny.
College of Jimmy and Rosalyn.
College of Ronnie and Nancy.
College of Andy and Fergie.

Cornell University.
Wheatell University.
Barleyell University.
Buckwheatell University.

Dartmouth University.
Dartnostril University.
Dartrectum University.

Duke University.
Viscount University.
Baronet University.
Knight University.
Commoner University.

Ferris State University.
Roller Coaster State University.

Florida International University.
Florida National University.
Florida State University.
Florida County University.
Florida Local University.
Florida Neighborhood University.
Florida Backyard University.
Florida Garage University.

Grand Valley State University.
Small Valley State University.
Piffling Little Valley State University.
Large Flood Plain State University.

Hunter College.
Fisherman College.
Camper College.
Backpacker College.

Lehigh University.
Lelow University.
Leinbetween University.

Colgate University.
Crest University.
Gleem University.
Close-Up University.
Pearl Drops Tooth Polish University.

Nova University.
Duster University.
Pinto University.
Super Beetle University.

Old Dominion University.
New Dominion University.
Dominions, Principalities, and Powers University.
Mark-Jason Dominionus University.

IBM T. J. Watson Research Center.
IBM T. J. Hooker Research Center.
IBM J. T. Kirk Research Center.

Southern Methodist University.
Southern Baptist University.
Primitive Baptist University.
Holy Roller University.

Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology.
Daisy-Hulman Institute of Technology.
Delphinium-Hulman Institute of Technology.
Chrysanthemum-Hulman Institute of Technology.

Our Lady of the Angels College.
Our Lady of the Elms College.
Our Lady of the Night College.

Prentiss Normal and Industrial Institute.
Prentiss Abnormal and Industrial Institute.
Prentiss Abnormal and Interior Decoration Institute.

Grinnell College.
Smilell College.
Smirkell College.

Dalhousie University.
Sandboxie University.
Playgroundequipmentie University.

Simon Fraser University.
Simon Magus University.
Simon Templar University.
Simon Legree University.

Illinois Benedictine College.
Illinois Dominican College.
Illinois Trappist College.
Illinois Carthusian College.

Illinois Benedictine College.
Illinois Benedictine and Brandy College.
Illinois Drambuie College.
Illinois Grand Marnier College.

2007-10-12 22:26:11 · 9 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2

M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Yale: "I got mugged on the way to class today."
"Have some fries."

Brown: "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
"Cool! Me too! Have some fries."

Swarthmore: "I got a B."
"Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries."

Princeton: "My father took away my Porsche this weekend."
"Poor dear. Have some Escargot."

Harvard: "Did you do anything this weekend?"
"Nope. Have some fries."

Williams: "Don't I know you?"
"Of course you do, silly. Have some fries."

Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
"Bummer. Have some fries."

Columbia: "I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's go get shot."

Penn: "I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's transfer to Columbia."

Stanford: "Dude, I have so much work this weekend."
"Like, chill out, dude. Have some, like, fries."

Dartmouth: "Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend."
"Have some beer."

Tufts: "I wish I were Ivy League."
"Here, drink the fry grease."

2007-10-12 22:25:02 · 7 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2

women over 50 dont have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
one of lifes mysteries is how a 2 lb box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
my mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
the nice part about living in a small town is that when you dont know what you are doing, someone else does.
the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, by then,your body and your fat are really good friends
just when i was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
sometimes i think i understand everything and then i regain consciousness.
i gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing togather and setting fire to my knickers.
every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
amazing, you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes.
skinny people irritate me! especially when they say things like..........

2007-10-12 22:23:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

1- open a new file in your p.c.
2- name it "housework"
3- send it to the recycle bin.
4- empty the recycle bin.
5- your p.c. will ask you "are you sure you want to delete housework permantly?"
6- calmly answer "yes" and press mouse button firmly.
7- feel better?

works for me!!!!

2007-10-12 22:11:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

-- Please do not dismiss this with a smile and a shake of the head.

-- Please give me a constructive answer/criticism.

-- Thank you for answering, even if you're doing it for the points.

~E.

2007-10-12 21:55:23 · 11 answers · asked by Evangeline R 2

any ideas? im thinking about saran rapping this dude to the bed

2007-10-12 21:38:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Many right?BUT,what is the most wanted robbers by THE POLICE?the answer is BANK ROBBERS.Let me tell you a little joke.
There was once a well-known robber that loves to rob the bank to give money to the poor people.his name is John. John went to a bank one day,took a AK-47(a machine gun) and a silence pistol with him.He was intending to rob the bank when he saw a security guard standing outside the bank.So he immediately took out his silence pistol,hide it under his jacket and shot the security guard.However,John was so lucky that nobody saw the security guard's dead.
So john walked in the bank happily.He walked to counter 8 and said i am here to rob the bank.The lady in counter 8 says please queue up.Feeling angry,he took out his AK-47 and fired a shot.Everybody in the bank screamed.So john took the money and wanted to leave.Hearing a woman screaming for police,John walked to her and said 'yes may i help you?' the woman said i am calling the police,not you.so John said 'i am a police.'

2007-10-12 21:09:13 · 6 answers · asked by dark 3

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

2007-10-12 20:49:12 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/illusion/illusions.htm

2007-10-12 20:47:42 · 10 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7

by body movement? the way you speak?..what?

2007-10-12 20:45:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

2007-10-12 20:36:42 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

2007-10-12 20:21:51 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His new copilot is Chinese, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”

“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”

“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”

“No, no,” the copilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”

“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”

There are a few minutes of silence. “No rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.

“Why not?” asks the captain.

“Jews sink Titanic.”

“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain; “It was an iceberg!”

“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah… all same.”

2007-10-12 20:14:43 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6

They do me and when I laugh out aloud when the family are around I get some really strange looks though no one says anything LOL>

2007-10-12 20:09:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

(finish the sentence)


~peace

2007-10-12 18:31:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-12 18:26:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have a very funny/corny teacher in my CLE class. One time he asked this question. "What is liturgy?" My classmates and I thought it was about the church and everything, but because my teacher is funny, he said it was wrong. When he said the answer, we laughed even though it's a bit corny. So what is the answer? I will give 10 points to the first person who answered correctly.

Hint: As what I said, don't think about the church, Jesus, God, Sunday masses. Think about the first thing a kid learns in school and you can answer it. I'm telling you, it's a bit corny but very hard. :P Good luck.

2007-10-12 18:10:48 · 22 answers · asked by 2smiley4 3

tell them to say "Amish city" 3 times fast

2007-10-12 17:49:03 · 7 answers · asked by Shayde Dracul 4

2007-10-12 17:42:15 · 11 answers · asked by Shayde Dracul 4

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!'

2007-10-12 17:31:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

2007-10-12 17:18:00 · 11 answers · asked by ♥LAURA♥ 4

2007-10-12 17:03:42 · 14 answers · asked by Keeping Watch in the Night 4