as ive matured...
ive learned that you cannot make someone love you. all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
ive learned that 1 good turn gets most of the blankets.
ive learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just jacka$$es.
ive learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it.
ive learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
ive learned that you shouldnt compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up then you think.
ive learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
ive learned that its not what you wear. its how you take it off.
ive learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.
ive learned to not sweat the petty things and to not pet the sweaty things.
ive learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
ive learned age is a high price to pay for maturity..........
2007-10-13 01:04:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ive learned that i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy it.
ive learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.
ive learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
ive learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it.
ive learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
ive learned that people that you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away. and the real pain in the a$$es are permanent.
2007-10-13 01:09:33 · update #1
Homorous with streaks of truth it there too, i've just learned that i'm glad your now one of my contacts, i won't be missing any of these great jokes from you again.....pmsl
2007-10-13 02:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good list, you missed the last one though,
l havent learned how to copy and paste
2007-10-13 08:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive learned it's more fun to type than copy & paste (some of us need the practice & are not lazy sbc ha ha ha )
2007-10-13 12:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its true that the people you care most for go away too soon. its always hard when that happens
2007-10-13 08:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crap...
I do #1!!
I keep telling my friends I'll make a guy love me...
No wonder it hasen't worked...
:o(
But he has been nicer to me!
Lol.
Jacka$$es...
Lol.
~ khamani jonas (nick) â¥
2007-10-13 09:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
I too have learned:~)
(pleeeezzzzz check out my joke as well)
2007-10-13 08:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaaaa,VERY FUNNY. though a bit too true for me lol.
2007-10-13 10:59:37 · answer #7 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-13 08:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one.
2007-10-13 08:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!!!!!
2007-10-13 08:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by upright n breathin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋