Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. As a surprising
coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny
was hopping through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down, also knocking the snake about
quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny. "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean
to hurt you. You see, I've been blind since birth, so I can't
see where I'm going, and, in fact, since I'm also an orphan,
don't even know what I am."
"Quite okay, replied the snake. Actually, my story is much
the same as yours, as I am also blind since birth, and also
never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda
slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least
you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful," said the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well,
you're covered with soft fur, and you have really long ears,
and your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail.
I'd say that you must be a bunny.
"Oh, thank you! Thank you!" cried the bunny in obvious
excitement. "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help
you the same way you helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and said. "Well,
you're scaly and slick, you have a forked tongue, no
backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be a politician
or an attorney."
2007-10-13 01:12:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one.....lol
2007-10-13 03:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, yet so true. it sounds like a story that could have been written by Ambrose Bierce who was famous for his satiric, sarcastic, and sardonic short stories. You should look up "The Devil's Dictionary" (no it has nothing to do with Satanism) you'll love that one if you have a sense of humor, which it appears that you do.
2007-10-13 08:26:50 · answer #2 · answered by fridabag15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The wording is exquisite. Excellent story!
2007-10-13 10:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by nora22000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Behoovingly, it's a pleasure to tell you that was real good, and wrote this for some i's and t's.
2007-10-13 08:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an attorney?
how long before you develop a yank accent mate?
ha ha ha
2007-10-13 12:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-13 08:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaaaa.Good one mate.
2007-10-13 10:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by smila 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i know, i have met a few that this deffinitly fits
have a star
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2007-10-13 16:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true.
Good one
2007-10-13 09:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one !
2007-10-13 08:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by mo_rashad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋