Vacation: joke.?

Question

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Answer 1

lol,lol,lol.10/10.
omg.
Hilarious and possible true.

Answer 2

I heard one really similar to that but it was a Husband Store where you could pick out the perfect husband.

A woman went to the store and the store keeper explained that each floor had a variety of men and that the higher up you went, the better the quality of the husband was. However, once you left a floor, you could never return to it. The woman went to the first floor that had men that were good looking and had good jobs. Deciding that better things were ahead, the woman went on to the second floor. On the second floor there were men who were good looking, had good jobs, and loved kids. Although she was interested, the woman decided to be gutsy and go on to the next floor. On the third floor, the sign read, "This floor has men who are good looking, have good jobs, love kids, and have a very strong romantic streak. Once again tempted to stay on this floor, the woman decided against this decision and headed onto the next floor. At the fourth floor, she found a sign which read, "The men on this floor are drop dead gorgeous, have great jobs, absolutely adore kids, and have an strong romantic and passionate streak. Excited by how much better the men were getting, the woman ran to the fifth floor. Once there she was greeted with a sign that said, "Welcome. You are visitor #1,275,964. There are no men on this floor, we just wanted to show that there is no possible way to please a woman. Thank you. Have a nice day."

However, like things nowadays go, the owners of the Husband Store were sued for discrimination for not providing a Wife Store. To keep in compliance with the law, they built one down the street from the Husband Store. On the first floor there were beautiful women who were great cooks. On the second floor, there were beautiful women who were great cooks and loved to have sex. No one knows what is on the third, fourth, or fifth floors because no man has ever gotten that far.

Answer 3

Nice

Answer 4

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Answer 5

There are no ends to pleasing a woman,=D

Answer 6

Fable!

Answer 7

Thats a good one lol and lol

Answer 8

sorry i really cudnt be bothered readin that
if u cut it down 2 about 5 sentences, then i wud be gald 2 answer

Answer 9

its very true its hard to impress demanding women like me

Answer 10

excellent