, both very faithful and loving wifes, however to both got a little enthusiastic on the bacardi breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they both needed to pee,so they stopped into the local cemetry. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thiught she would take off her panties and use them. her friend however had rather expensive panties on and did'nt want to ruin them but was licky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath lying on it with a ribbon attached to it so she proceeded to wipe with that.
The naext day one of the womans husband was concerned that his normally sweet loving wife was still in bed suffering with a huge hangover so he phone the other husband and said "these damm girly nite outs have to stop i'm starting to suspect the worse as she came home last nite with no pants on.
" you think thats bad "said the other" mine is lying in bed with a card stuck up her a rse that says from all at the fire station we will never forget you !!"
2007-10-13
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