Burger joint conversations nationwide?

Question

M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
"Have some fries."

Yale: "I got mugged on the way to class today."
"Have some fries."

Brown: "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
"Cool! Me too! Have some fries."

Swarthmore: "I got a B."
"Anywhere else it would have been an A. Have some fries."

Princeton: "My father took away my Porsche this weekend."
"Poor dear. Have some Escargot."

Harvard: "Did you do anything this weekend?"
"Nope. Have some fries."

Williams: "Don't I know you?"
"Of course you do, silly. Have some fries."

Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
"Bummer. Have some fries."

Columbia: "I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's go get shot."

Penn: "I wish I could be eating these fries at a better school."
"Me too. Let's transfer to Columbia."

Stanford: "Dude, I have so much work this weekend."
"Like, chill out, dude. Have some, like, fries."

Dartmouth: "Oh man, I got so trashed this weekend."
"Have some beer."

Tufts: "I wish I were Ivy League."
"Here, drink the fry grease."

Answer 1

Another good joke

Answer 2

attempt Tadich Grill, this is the oldest in SF and we've had solid stuff. I virtually constantly hit Scoma's on the wharf; this is totally solid (sparkling fish). Cafe Tiramisu is in somewhat alley with different Italian places and this is super! somewhat unusual to locate yet very genuine. Little Italy has some super little genuine hollow in the wall eating places. BaoNecci is solid. Ike's place in the Castro for a sandwich.

Answer 3

Apologies but I think I am missing something here ...... perhaps it's my British sense of humour?

Answer 4

Not funny! Try again! Sorry!

Answer 5

Go home, your village is missing you.

Answer 6

ha ha ha funny

Answer 7

Very funny thanks lol lol