Senior classifieds xxx funny or not xxx?

Question

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?:
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:

Male, 1923, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.

Answer 1

L O L 9/10 x

Answer 2

LOL 9 and 3/4 out of 10. See how I made that awkward. lol.

Answer 3

a famous individual........9/10.....and one for u..... a guy grow to be utilising alongside the line and observed a rabbit hopping around the middle of the line. He swerved to stay away from hitting it, yet regrettably the rabbit jumped in front of the motor vehicle and grow to be hit. the driving force, being a delicate guy besides as an animal lover, pulled over to the edge of the line and have been given out to be certain what had grow to be of the rabbit. lots to his dismay, the rabbit grow to be ineffective. He driving force felt so undesirable that he began to cry. A blonde woman utilising down the line observed the guy crying on the edge of the line and pulled over. She stepped out of her vehicle and asked the guy what grow to be incorrect. "i've got self belief poor," he defined. "I by threat hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde instructed the guy to no longer concern. She knew what to do. She went to her vehicle trunk and pulled out a sprig can. She walked over to the limp, ineffective rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit got here to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two human beings and hopped down the line. Ten ft away the rabbit stopped, circled, waved at the two human beings returned, hopped down the line yet another 10 ft, became, waved, and hopped yet another 10 ft, became and waved and repeated this persistently till it grow to be out of sight. the guy grow to be astonished. He ran over to the girl and demanded, "What grow to be on your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit? "the girl became the can around so as that the guy ought to study the label. It reported: Are you waiting for this? "Hair Spray - Restores life to ineffective Hair. provides everlasting Wave."

Answer 4

POLITICAL INCORRECT
Any fifties female who smiled at above, and who likes yoga, champagne, and rain on the beach.

Answer 5

I am that lady or rather, I think I may have been, can't really remember.

Answer 6

Excellent joke thank you.

Answer 7

Funny! :) and a little sad ;)
have a star :)

Answer 8

thats good

Answer 9

hahaha thanks