A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His new copilot is Chinese, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”
“No, no,” the copilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”
There are a few minutes of silence. “No rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.
“Why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic.”
“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain; “It was an iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah… all same.”
2007-10-12 20:14:43 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl 10/10 x
2007-10-12 23:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same reason that there are too many fones in China!! There are so many wings and Wongs you might Wing a Wong number.........
2016-05-22 05:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one you can't group people together that like that.
2007-10-13 01:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Grinning Football plinny younger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me rike this joke!Not same as other jokes! hahahahahaha!!
2007-10-13 07:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that's a good one, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-13 01:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, another great one hun, thx for the laugh,, keep them coming....star from me to you!
2007-10-12 21:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so this is how you start the day very good have a star
2007-10-12 21:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I theenk tu funy yu know.juan not chinese name mexico name like chuy,not not japan name like jose,yu know si
2007-10-12 20:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahhahaaaaaa, me rikey this one lol.
2007-10-13 03:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha me rike chinese takeaway!!
:-)))
2007-10-12 23:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋