A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
2007-10-12 20:49:12 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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lmao star for u
2007-10-12 20:54:03 · answer #1 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. There was a time in my life when I just had a complete break down, and that has caused me to grow and move on and break through from the bad times. I don't know if it works for everyone..but, I can say that I am so thankful for having that break down, because if I didn't have it, I wouldn't be who I am today.
2016-05-22 05:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL heheh heheh hehehe
thats a good one, heres a time paradox that ive known since I was little.
Theres this poor guy who has nothing better to do than to experiment with things. One day he invents a time machine. He goes back in time to the mid 18th century and causes a crash between two horses. Unfortunately, one of the passengers was killed. That passenger happened to be his great great great grandfather. If his great grandfather was killed, isn't it true that he would not have been born to cause him to die? but if he was born then he would have, but then he wasn't born because of that. etc etc etc. it is a continuous loup. ^_^
2007-10-12 20:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by mewchic2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-10-12 20:54:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥dazed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. I think I've heard it before though. Maybe in an email.
2007-10-12 20:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by little_ash_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me a chuckle. Drunk people act stupid.
2007-10-12 20:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by treebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny!
I love that drunk guy!!!
2007-10-12 21:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-12 21:40:53 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-10-12 20:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute very cute!!
2007-10-12 20:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋