Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
2007-10-12 20:36:42 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-13 00:13:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supervisor should of seen the woman! What a hag! LOL This was great. No one laid with her twice, she had to use the sperm bank! LOL
2016-04-08 06:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a tad contrived
2007-10-12 20:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao aahhahahahahahahahahaha
my eyes are watering coz im laughing so hard
2007-10-12 20:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
omg.
what a mix up.
2007-10-12 21:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-10-12 20:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is very funny...maybe only for boys lol
2007-10-12 20:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMGOMG hahaha
2007-10-12 20:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kelsey Koala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-13 00:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-12 21:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋