women over 50 dont have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
one of lifes mysteries is how a 2 lb box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
my mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
the nice part about living in a small town is that when you dont know what you are doing, someone else does.
the older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, by then,your body and your fat are really good friends
just when i was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
sometimes i think i understand everything and then i regain consciousness.
i gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing togather and setting fire to my knickers.
every 7 minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
amazing, you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes.
skinny people irritate me! especially when they say things like..........
2007-10-12 22:23:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"you know, sometimes i forget to eat". now ive forgotten my address, my mothers maiden name and my keys. but ive never forgot to eat.
a friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills....she has 14 kids but doesnt really care.
my body is not all that communitive but i heard from it the other day after i said" body, how would you like to go to the gym and it said, clear as a bell, "listen bit*h, do it and die.
the trouble with some women is that they get excited about nothing and then they marry him.
i read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are...eating too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. are they kidding? thats my idea of a perfect day.
2007-10-12 22:29:54 · update #1
Hahahhahaaaaa, i enjoyed those ones, thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-13 03:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like...ooh i eat heaps, and do i really look skinny in these tight jeans? Why tell your hubby how to do things when it goe's though one ear out the other? Why have children, when you can buy a pet and let it go, at some place where it has better housing!!
2007-10-12 22:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious but oh so true!! I understood and felt every one of those!! Thanks for giving me the second laugh of the day, this was a better laugh then the first was!! Have a Wonderful Day!!
2007-10-13 07:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ginny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-12 22:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,thanks for the laughs
2007-10-12 22:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by e_s_p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Valium and birth control one was funny! Thanks for the laughs!
2007-10-13 23:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by checkthisout! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, thx for the laugh, keep em coming....star!
2007-10-12 23:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
half of it went over my head but THE OTHER HALF WAS FUNNY
NEXT TIME TRY SPACING BETWEEN DIFFERENT JOKES AS IT GETS DIFFICULT TO READ
2007-10-12 22:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by chris 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones, thanks for the laugh!
2007-10-12 22:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋