(finish the sentence)
~peace
2007-10-12 18:31:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my answer is i eat a lot of chicken.
2007-10-12 18:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You met your future wife at your family reunion.
You go to the dentist to have your tooth cleaned.
You change the "ALL" in your car every 5 years weather it needs it or not.
2007-10-13 02:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by conim2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's put out hundreds of these, but my favorites are:
...your family tree doesn't branch.
...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
...you think a "raffle" is what you shoot squirrels with.
2007-10-13 01:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have a rooster as an alarm clock and you make your old lady shovel cow stuff.
2007-10-13 01:38:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your family has a whole set of teeth ---- between the 8 of you.
2007-10-13 03:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you drink beer, you're bald and delivers the stone cold stunner for a living.
2007-10-13 01:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you've ever walked out of the bathroom and said " wow, come look at what I just did"
you've ever ended up in the emergency room after saying "Hey, watch this one" or "bet you can't do this one"
2007-10-13 01:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you see a billboard that say Say No To Crack, and it reminds you to pull up your pants.
2007-10-13 01:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your idea of a heat blanket,is a billy-goat
2007-10-13 01:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bow-legged Snake 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
....you buy a police scanner just to keep track of your relatives.....
2007-10-13 01:55:33 · answer #10 · answered by KC_Killer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋