2007-10-12 17:03:42 · 14 answers · asked by Keeping Watch in the Night 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so harry when she was walking through universal studios they filmed her for King Kong....
2007-10-13 06:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by 1337 Cyclista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid, she bought her spoon to the super bowl!
yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a 24-hour store!
yo momma so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
yo momma so stupid, when bus passed by her she said," look, a twinkie!"
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Go to the search bar and type ahajokes or crazyjokes and then go to momma jokes! Have fun!!! =}
2007-10-12 17:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Fields Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter!
your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a quarter, george washington cried
Your momma's so fat, that when she went in the ocean, a blue whale came up and started singing "We are family, Even though your fatter than me!"
Your momma's so fat, that when the weather man says it's gonna be chilly outside, she went outside with a spoon!
your momma`s so fat, that when she goes into an airport, she uses her fat as her suitcase
Your momma's so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"
Your momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Your momma's so old, she waited tables at the "Last Supper"
when your momma was born, the doctor slapped her parents
your momma's so dumb, she failed a survey
your momma's so ugly, that when she goes in a strip joint, they pay her to keep her clothes on
your momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"
your momma;s so fat, that when she wears a yellow dress and walks down the street, kids think that they missed the bus
2007-10-12 17:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Shayde Dracul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she takes up two seats in the theater, and doesn't notice the armrest in the middle.
2007-10-12 18:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is Equator.
2007-10-12 17:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by guy_from_Dallas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma.
2007-10-12 17:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic changes.
2007-10-12 17:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-12 17:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by avril_is_the_hotest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma just like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck!
haha that one cracks me up everytime!
2007-10-12 18:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!
2007-10-12 17:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋