How MANY types of robbers do you know?

Question

Many right?BUT,what is the most wanted robbers by THE POLICE?the answer is BANK ROBBERS.Let me tell you a little joke.
There was once a well-known robber that loves to rob the bank to give money to the poor people.his name is John. John went to a bank one day,took a AK-47(a machine gun) and a silence pistol with him.He was intending to rob the bank when he saw a security guard standing outside the bank.So he immediately took out his silence pistol,hide it under his jacket and shot the security guard.However,John was so lucky that nobody saw the security guard's dead.
So john walked in the bank happily.He walked to counter 8 and said i am here to rob the bank.The lady in counter 8 says please queue up.Feeling angry,he took out his AK-47 and fired a shot.Everybody in the bank screamed.So john took the money and wanted to leave.Hearing a woman screaming for police,John walked to her and said 'yes may i help you?' the woman said i am calling the police,not you.so John said 'i am a police.'

Answer 1

ha ha ha lmao

Answer 2

now WHO'S ROBBING WHOM????

After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"

"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded.

"Would you please pass it to me,"

The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.

After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court."

"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman.

The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks,

"So, what do you think about that?"

The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says,

"I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money back?"

Answer 3

hehehehhe

p.s
(this wouldnt have happened if police was given decen salary for all thei hard work) ;P

Answer 4

A good joke.

Answer 5

i know burglars hackers bank robbers pickpockets robbers
silent robber etc...

Answer 6

1 their black haha