2007-10-12 17:42:15 · 11 answers · asked by Shayde Dracul 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q) What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A) Take the pin out and throw it back.
2007-10-12 17:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Vanessa C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What function does a blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proof reading the candy shells...
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
He kept throwing away the E's, 3's and W's...
2007-10-13 10:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by lilmizztrbl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick and tired of being made fun as a bimbo, a blonde hottie decided to dye her hair black and move out of her town for a new life. while driving in a farm area, a herd of sheep were crossing the road and the ex-blonde had to pull over till the sheeps have passed. admiring the cute sheeps, she got out of her car and told the farmer in charge that if she could guess the number of sheep in the herd, she could bring back a sheep. the farmer agreed.
"25!" she said. and she got the answer right and chose her prize excitedly thinking she's not as dumb as wat people say about blondes.
after choosing her prize, she shook the farmer's hand but before she walks away with her prized possession, the farmer said,
"Not bad lady! Now how about another deal?"
Feeling cocky and confident, she accepts the challenge.
The farmer said,
"Let me guess your original hair color and i get back my dog."
2007-10-12 18:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
OR
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"
2007-10-12 18:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 1 blonde girls and 2 brunette girl stranded on an island, and one day the come across a magic mirror and the mirror says thanks god someone has found me you can have 1 wish each,
the first brunette says i want to go home to my mansion,
the second brunette says i want to be back home with my loving husband and children,
then the brunette says im so lonely i wish the 2 brunettes were back here with me ...
another one is
there are 1 blonde girls and 2 brunette girl stranded on an island and one day they try to swim back to civalisation, the first brunette gets 1/8 and dies out in the ocean
the second brunette get 1/4 and dies out in the ocean
the blonde gets 1/2 there and gets tired so she swims back ..
lol theyre not that funny
2007-10-12 20:41:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy was mowing his lawn when his blonde neighbor comes running out of her house, looks in the mailbox, pauses, then walks back inside looking confused.
Several minutes later she repeats the process...
Then a third time...
On the fourth journey, the man (even though he knew he would regret it) asks her, "Umm, are you expecting something?"
"No," she says with a sigh, "My stupid computer just keeps saying 'You have mail.'"
:)
2007-10-12 18:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was driving passed the speed limit when a blonde police officer came to pull her over...
the blonde officer said "mam are you aware that you were driving passed the speed limit?"
the other blond shook her head and said "yup"
"mam I'm gonna have to see your drivers license"
the blonde was confused "well what's a drivers license?" she asked.
the officer drew a blank "Well um, its a square thing, with your picture on it and words i think."
then the driver went looking for a sqaure thing with a pic of her one it with words. then she looked above her and saw the mirror. She looked into it and saw her face in it and it said "things in mirror may be closer then they appear". she took it off and handed it to the blonde police officer.
the officer looked into it and said "wow i didnt know you were a police officer too."
THERE U GO!!!!!
-~-~PEACE DUDE!
2007-10-12 17:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blonde took a pregnancy test and it came up positive.. she said "I hope its not mine.."
Lame I know nut thats the only one I can think of atm..
=]
2007-10-12 19:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my all time favorite...
there was a brunette,a red head n a blonde in court sentenced to death...the brunette went up...the judge told the police ready...set..."EARTHQUAKE!!!"screamed the brunette n since it caught everyone by surprise she managed to escape...the red head came up...judge said ready...set..."TORNADO"screamed the red head...since once agin it caught evryone by surprise she also managed to escape...the blonde bein the last one left had figured out wat the others had done so she went up n de judge said ready...set..."FIRE!!!!"screamed the blonde
2007-10-12 19:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/blonde/
tons of them!
2007-10-12 17:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋