Jokes & Riddles - March 2007

i'll mark a best answer for da first right answer and for those who cant pls give a star 4 me hehhe....

k here is it....

one day a boy of 7th grade ask his father, when his father will buy him a car
then the father said , if he could get the first rank his father will buy him a car.
he finally get the first rank , and when his father ask wat car he wants, he answer....a black mercedes
and from then on he always got the first rank...and always ask for a new black mercedes....
one day.....he got an accident while crossing the busy street....

and the question is....

what is the moral of this story!!!!?????

star my question if you think this is a difficult one!!!

2007-03-28 02:07:08 · 10 answers · asked by Questza 2

2007-03-28 02:06:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-28 02:05:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-28 02:05:34 · 13 answers · asked by FilmFreak 1

Brenda and John were happily married for several years, but after an argument they had had, they hadn't been talking to each other.

Instead, they were giving each other little written notes.

One evening he gave her a paper which said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."

The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.

Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:

"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"

2007-03-28 02:03:57 · 8 answers · asked by prettywoman 6

It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the secrets of the ancients, and when he looked up at the sky he didn’t have a clue what the weather was going to do.
To be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was going to be cold and that they should collect wood to be prepared.
After several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Met Office and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood.
One week later he called the Met Office again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.
"Yes," the man at Met Office again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later he called the Met Office again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Oh, hell yes," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy"

2007-03-28 01:43:12 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

2007-03-28 01:41:29 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5

GENERAL

2007-03-28 01:37:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?










They already have boyfriends.

2007-03-28 01:32:31 · 18 answers · asked by prettywoman 6

1. My life can be measured in hours. I server by being devoured. Thin i am quick, fat i am slow, wind is my biggest foe.
2. A time when they're green, A time when they're brown, Yet both of these times cause me to frown. But just in-between for a very short while, they're perfect and yellow and cause me to smile. What am I?
3.What does a man love more than life? Fear more than death or mortal strife? what do the poor have, What the rich require, and what contened men desire? What does the miser spend, the spendthrift save, and all men carry to their graves?

2007-03-28 01:27:02 · 10 answers · asked by s a r a;♥ 3

My german friend is contemplating going into the most republican irish bar in cork wearing a union jack t-shirt while chanting "god save the queen" before screaming "orange order forever" and running out of the pub.

when should i make the funeral arrangements??

2007-03-28 01:17:50 · 4 answers · asked by dodge 1

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

2007-03-28 01:01:14 · 17 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

Clinton and the Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die."

Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.

When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you."

Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all."

She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?"

Bill replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in."

2007-03-28 00:56:23 · 13 answers · asked by ms01 4

>SYMPTOMS OF BEING OVER 25
>
>1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".
>
>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going
>clubbing the night before.
>
>3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start
>dreaming of having a son who might instead.
>
>4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property
>section.
>
>5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46.
>
>6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park.
>
>7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them
>because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.
>
>8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them.
>
>9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of
>the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving
>Properties of most of the things that are in it.
>
>10. You start to worry about your parents' health.
>
>11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to
>buy costs between 200 and 500 quid.
>
>12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace
>And Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your
>children.
>
>13. Pop music all starts to sound the same.
>
>14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really
>nice half-bottle of house red.
>
>15. You always have enough milk in.
>
>16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go
>clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the
>mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents.
>
>17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time
>Team with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.
>
>18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.
>
>19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.
>
>20. You wish you had a shed.
>
>21. You have a shed.
>
>22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that
>anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in
>my day...."
>
>23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
>some really interesting guests on.
>
>24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the
>bus,You tut at rowdy school children.
>
>25. When sitting outside a pub you admire their hanging baskets.
>
>26.You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me
>
>27. Having a constant supply of 1st class stamps in your wallet - for
>"just incase"

2007-03-28 00:52:32 · 19 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 pounds!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.'

'From hunger, you mean?'

'No, from all dat Bloody 'skippin' ' the Irishman said .

2007-03-28 00:50:32 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7

This is the text and i need it as soon as posible:

Hello!I'm Dora's daughter,i called her on her mobile and she said she is in hospital.She ask me to call you back and to let you know that she may stay until tommorow.if you can call her and talk to her,because she told me that she can't call anyone.I don't speack italian.thank you!

2007-03-28 00:44:06 · 8 answers · asked by little_star 1

1. Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...if you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff... boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore."

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

24. Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks.

2007-03-28 00:37:04 · 22 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

>>>
>>>
>>>WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
>>>
>>>HE : Can I buy you a drink?
>>>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>>
>>>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>
>>>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>>>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>>>
>>>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>SHE : I must've been given your share.
>>>
>>>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>>>
>>>HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
>>>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>>
>>>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>>SHE : Okay, get out.
>>>
>>>HE : I think I could make you very happy.
>>>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
>>>
>>>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>>>
>>>HE : Can I have your name?
>>>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
>>>
>>>HE : Shall we go see a movie?
>>>SHE : I've already seen it.
>>>
>>>HE : Where have you been all my life?
>>>SHE : Hiding from you.
>>>
>>>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
>>>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>
>>>HE : Is this seat empty?
>>>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>
>>>HE : So, what do you do for a living?
>>>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
>>>
>>>HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>>SHE : Do not enter.
>>>
>>>HE : Your body is like a temple.
>>>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
>>>
>>>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

2007-03-28 00:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
>third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
>situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well,
>sister, this looks pretty grim."
>
>"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
>more than a day or two."
>
>"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
>out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
>
>"Anything, Father."
>
>"I have never seen a woman's br*asts and I was wondering if I might
>see yours."
>
>"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do Any harm."
>
>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
>br*asts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>
>"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
>
>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
>
>"Father, could I ask something of you?"
>
>"Yes, Sister?"
>
>"I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?"
>
>"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
>
>"Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few
>minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.
>
>"Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can
>give life."
>
>"Is that true father?"
>
>"Yes, it is, Sister."
>
>"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
>hell out of here."

2007-03-28 00:28:46 · 16 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

Ode to Black and White TV



You could hardly see for all the snow

So you'd spread the rabbit ears as far as they'd go

Pull up a chair to the TV set

"Good night, David; Good night, Chet."



Depending on the the channel you tuned

You got Rob and Laura or Ward and June

It was oh so good and felt so right

Life looked better in black and white



Cable was something you used on your car

when the battery was dead, or you didn't get far

Nobody'd heard of remote control

To change the channel you went for a stroll



Not many channels but always something to see

until midnight came and no more TV

Just a test pattern that shrunk to a dot

Until 7 am that's all that you got



I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys

Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys

Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train

Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane



Patty Duke, Father Knows Best

Our Miss Brooks and all the rest

2007-03-28 00:27:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice,
"Play a jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!".

Amazed that this guy knows about Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor
scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild.
The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".
A bit pis**d off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with
his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.

The crowd goes wild with thisimpromptu show of his technical expertise.
The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord".
Well and truly pi**ed off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability Stevie says
to him from the stage "OK smart ***.

You get up here and do it! The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing.

"A jazz chord to say I ruv you."

2007-03-28 00:24:22 · 7 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier.

And, everything is farther away.. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!



And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?



I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the

other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.



I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this

morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

2007-03-28 00:22:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.

She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that a little girl does something wrong and makes her mommy cry or makes her unhappy, one of her
hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said ... "You must have really upset Grandma."

2007-03-28 00:19:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-03-28 00:18:33 · 9 answers · asked by onalethata mothusi m 1

The new minister was briefed about about the Parish, but the old retiring Minister forgot to tell him one important fact. Whenever a member told him they had fallen into the pond at the back of the church it was their way of confessing that they had committed adultery.

After the first month, the young minister was appaled by the number of his members who had fallen into the pond and feared someone would eventually drown. He wondered why he had not thought about it after the first week. He would fence the pond.

When he communicated his idea to the leaders of the church, he was somehow taken aback by the snickers coming from the elders; but he was especially angry at the Senior Deacon who could not contain himself, as he rolled in the aisle laughing.

"Brother Thomas," he chided, "I think of everybody present, you should take the matter most seriously, since your wife has fallen into the pond at least five times this month."

2007-03-28 00:11:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anthony F 6

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end!
Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to
understand. Others will find it easier.

ATTORNEY: Are you s€xually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________ !

ATTORNEY: & nbsp; This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________ ________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be or4l, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Or4l.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________

And the best for last

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law.

2007-03-28 00:08:38 · 16 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

2007-03-28 00:06:31 · 17 answers · asked by SAM 2

Italian man "When I make love to my wife she rises 2 feet into the air!"
French man "When I make love to my wife she rises 4 feet into the air!"
The English man finishes his pint wipes his mouth on the back of his hand and says "That's nothing when I make love to my wife, I wipe my knob on the curtains and she hit's the roof!"

2007-03-28 00:00:12 · 14 answers · asked by Doodle 6

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
make love.

six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we
please do it one more time?".

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife
shoulder, and ask just one more time before I
die.".

She says, "Of course, Dear." They make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...".

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get
up in the morning...you dont!!

2007-03-28 00:00:01 · 8 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5

The doctor asks here waht she wants removed.
She says "I want my Bon Jovi tattoo on my left thigh removed, my Sting tattoo on my right thigh removed.
The Doctor replies "No problem, and I assume you want Rolf Harris left where he is?"

2007-03-27 23:56:16 · 13 answers · asked by Doodle 6