A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
make love.
six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we
please do it one more time?".
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife
shoulder, and ask just one more time before I
die.".
She says, "Of course, Dear." They make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...".
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get
up in the morning...you dont!!
2007-03-28 00:00:01 · 8 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results.
"Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live.
"That's good news?" wails Jones, "What the bad news?"
The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"
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2016-10-20 03:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people like it and some people don't she could have been the one not to wake up after all and the joke could have been that he lived happily for many more years, LOL
2007-03-28 00:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by Friend 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats class!
2007-03-28 00:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh!!!.....wickedly funny!!..lol
2007-03-28 01:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a great oldie!
2007-03-28 00:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he that made me scream
2007-03-28 02:23:10 · answer #7 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one got an out loud laugh from me, rare. Thanks.
2007-03-28 00:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋