Have you noticed that Stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier.
And, everything is farther away.. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the
other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this
morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.........Well, REALLY NOW- even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
2007-03-28 00:22:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another thing, everyone drives so fast today! You're risking life and limb
if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.. All I can say is,
their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in
reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but
the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!
2007-03-28 00:24:33 · update #1
All I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless
something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has
caused fonts to be smaller than they once were too.
2007-03-28 00:24:46 · update #2
donna you have not had a guess yet
2007-03-28 03:13:54 · update #3
pmsl 10/10
2007-03-28 04:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so much as a cheerful joke =( got all that to look forward to (yippee) just when i thought it couldn't get any worse lol my sympathies goes out to you. so come revel ur age.
2007-03-28 03:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, even funnier when I posted it over a month ago!
2007-03-28 01:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very true dear very true, old age doesn't come alone!
2007-03-28 00:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best one today.
2007-03-28 01:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha at last ... now I understand my mum.... ha ha ha cheers hun
2007-03-28 00:57:19 · answer #6 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very nice ;)
hahahha
so cute.
2007-03-29 04:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the **** !?!?!
2007-03-28 00:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by barbie is ghey 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋