>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
>third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
>situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well,
>sister, this looks pretty grim."
>
>"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
>more than a day or two."
>
>"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
>out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
>
>"Anything, Father."
>
>"I have never seen a woman's br*asts and I was wondering if I might
>see yours."
>
>"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do Any harm."
>
>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
>br*asts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>
>"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
>
>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
>
>"Father, could I ask something of you?"
>
>"Yes, Sister?"
>
>"I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?"
>
>"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
>
>"Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few
>minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.
>
>"Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can
>give life."
>
>"Is that true father?"
>
>"Yes, it is, Sister."
>
>"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
>hell out of here."
2007-03-28 00:28:46 · 16 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wet my knicks at this one.... what a scream!!! lol lol
2007-03-28 00:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i lmao . i am going to forward this joke to everyone .. 10++
2007-03-28 07:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hah class x
2007-03-28 07:31:55 · answer #3 · answered by princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...didn't see that one coming at all!!!!!!...lol
2007-03-28 08:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-03-28 07:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that so made me laugh, good one, got any more, keep em coming.
2007-03-28 07:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw that one coming
2007-03-28 07:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was an exelent one haha
2007-03-28 07:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
2007-03-28 07:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-03-28 07:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋