The new minister was briefed about about the Parish, but the old retiring Minister forgot to tell him one important fact. Whenever a member told him they had fallen into the pond at the back of the church it was their way of confessing that they had committed adultery.
After the first month, the young minister was appaled by the number of his members who had fallen into the pond and feared someone would eventually drown. He wondered why he had not thought about it after the first week. He would fence the pond.
When he communicated his idea to the leaders of the church, he was somehow taken aback by the snickers coming from the elders; but he was especially angry at the Senior Deacon who could not contain himself, as he rolled in the aisle laughing.
"Brother Thomas," he chided, "I think of everybody present, you should take the matter most seriously, since your wife has fallen into the pond at least five times this month."
2007-03-28 00:11:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anthony F 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-28 00:16:07 · answer #1 · answered by watch out dobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bleh
2007-03-28 07:17:10 · answer #2 · answered by Stormy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my, that's funny.
Gives a finger to the ecclesiastics on this site.
Good for you!
2007-03-28 07:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!nice joke
2007-03-28 07:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by heidiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Capri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Himi360 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋