A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
2007-03-28 01:41:29 · 8 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! That is a good one.
Thanks for the early morning laugh!
2007-03-28 02:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny enough for a star!
2007-03-28 08:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-28 09:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-28 08:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright
2007-03-28 08:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that was me it would have went alot diffrent
2007-03-28 09:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's still a good joke. Thanks for the laugh
2007-03-28 08:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one ... ... ...
2007-03-28 10:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋