An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 pounds!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
'No, from all dat Bloody 'skippin' ' the Irishman said .
2007-03-28 00:50:32 · 19 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey no offence, but i like your avatar can i borrow the picture of george burns for my avatar
2007-03-28 01:08:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agreed. Funny.
2007-03-28 07:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES GREAT!
My brother in law is from Northern Ireland!
2007-03-28 07:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why doesn't anybody ever post original jokes on here?
Its just copies of old ones constantly
2007-03-28 07:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could see the punch line coming but it is funny.
2007-03-28 07:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one. not the best but still funny. 7
2007-03-28 07:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehe! I thought it was funny! You made me smile at work!!!
2007-03-28 07:53:56 · answer #7 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha very good and a very fit "paddy"
2007-03-28 07:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!!! x
2007-03-28 07:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by princess 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boxers seem to thrive on it !!!
2007-03-28 08:53:07 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋