Italian man "When I make love to my wife she rises 2 feet into the air!"
French man "When I make love to my wife she rises 4 feet into the air!"
The English man finishes his pint wipes his mouth on the back of his hand and says "That's nothing when I make love to my wife, I wipe my knob on the curtains and she hit's the roof!"
2007-03-28 00:00:12 · 14 answers · asked by Doodle 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are hilarious.
keep them coming!!!
2007-03-28 12:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-28 07:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aussie joke:
Our Prime Minister is John Howard and the Treasurer - who wants to be PM - is Peter Costello. Tony Abbot, the health minister, also wants a shot at the title when John Howard retires.
If this happens, Australia will be the laughing stock of the world. Why?
Because we will have two commedians - Abbot and Costello - running the country.
2007-03-28 07:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Traveller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dirtier the better i say and what a great joke you are the man
2007-03-28 07:06:25 · answer #4 · answered by watch out dobby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So does that mean youre english and hoping for a date?....
2007-03-28 07:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Himi360 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ive heard this one before but its still bloody funny.
2007-03-28 09:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still funny
2007-03-28 09:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-28 08:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that's really funny. giving you a star.
2007-03-28 07:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aaa whatever?
2007-03-28 07:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋